Dad: Excuse me?
Sister: Sorry! It felt like I got stabbed with a knife! Wouldn't you say 'shit' if you got stabbed with a knife??
Dad: Eh, I'd probably use the F word.
Such crack-ups in this family. As we're all getting older, my parents are becoming less sensitive to curse words. They try to get mad sometimes, but almost always let it slide. Though it is a bit sad that we're all at that age (especially my sister), I must say it makes for some highly entertaining situations.